Red has always been my favourite colour!! I have red sweaters and a red coat ... a red dress and red socks.
AND today I have a red bum!
Have I told you that Sir Steve is a Sadist??!! Not only did he have fun 'painting' my bum red yesterday - he has taken a perverse delight in poking it and/or slapping it every time my ass is within reach....... and sometimes when it isn't
"Where are you going?" as I try to sidle past him "Get your ass over here"...... and then I earn a couple of stinging slaps.
Life is good when my ass is coloured RED...........