So remember the shock of the staff?
Well fast forward 24 hours.....3 doctors are standing at the foot of my bed discussing the fact I need an MRI and how to remove the jewelry. I laid here listening and after trying to explain how it was put on some years ago I finally announced it would be easier to show them. (I do have a devilish streak) one of the docs ran to get a nurse and I whipped down my pjs and tugged the jewelry up and showed them. One doc tentatively touched it - then he started to twist the ball hoping it would open. No success. I finally said I don't need it anymore so cut it off! That started a whole new discussion how to cut it where would they find cutters. One bright spot suggested ob/gyn The meeting of the minds was dismissed and they all disappeared.
Fast forward a couple of hours when they all reappeared with an intern carrying some cutters HUGE cutters! I pulled the jewelry up the cutters slipped under the loop. I held my breath and then snip I heard the ring snap!
As they were getting ready to leave I said " bet none of you thought when you came into work you would be removing clit jewlery!
And we parted with a giggle