Blowjobs....

some broad winks at him and tells him she gives the best head in the world

i received an email today with the above line in it.... and i sat there and laughed... made me think about what the sexes brag about.... men about the size of their .. umm.. cocks... and women about how good a blowjob they can give and i heard myself saying (in answer to that line in the email) well i DO give pretty damn good blowjobs .. thank you very much !!!


Now most of you are probably wondering what the devil i am going on about...... welllll i realized i haven't laughed much all week.. and how good it felt to laugh....... and it made me think about blowjobs........

See... when i met Sir i didn't DO blowjobs.. no way no how! HARD LIMIT!!! RED RED RED!!! BUT somehow it was really really important to me to push that hard limit... and stop screaming RED! why You ask?? (ok ok i am assuming here) .... because Sir gave me the most mind blowing orgasms and it didn't always involve using His ummm cock. And that kind of pleasure had to be returned.... in spades!!!!

So i decided i had to learn how to give blowjobs.. not good blowjobs.. but GREAT blowjobs. Now this is definitely NOT something a good lil WASP goes around asking her friends and family..... definitely NOT! So what was i to do? What any good.. semi literate computer geek should do....... i googled it! yup.. "how to give good blowjobs".

i found the very best descriptions on the homosexual sites......... hey who better to teach blowjobs than a male??? For the life of me i can't remember the urls...... sorry folks! BUT i do remember learning a whole mess of things about the male anatomy... specially the ummm cock. i read and believe it or not.. i made notes. This was a project with a capital "P".

And i slowly practiced on Sir.... at one point i remember closing my eyes and visualizing my notes.. (don't laugh .. it's true!!) and my poor Sir never commented on the stop and start quality of those first few attempts... He just patted my head and assured me i was doing fine.......... gotta love a patient Sir. Now what was the point to all this??? i am not really sure to be honest.... maybe that everyone can learn something new......... maybe the benefits of Google.. maybe just maybe that patience does win out every time............

Anyone for a blowjob??????