On August 15th i wrote this post about waxing........ my legs!!! It went so well.. and was supposed to be good for 4 weeks ...........
Well here it is mid September and the legs need doing again... ok so i am impressed !!! Almost a full four weeks!!!
This time i decided - when i was in the drugstore looking at the rows of waxing products... to try something a little easier.. something that didn't require microwaving and temperature testing and newspapers........ i had seen an ad on television (now i know why i don't usually watch television ads!!!) for wax strips......... just heat them up in your hands.. apply and remove.. Doesn't that sound so much easier??!!! So i bought a box............
And yesterday was THE day !!!
The wax is actually sandwiched between two sheets of waxy paper....... and after warming one sheet in your hand - you carefully open it and ply the sheets apart - so that you now have two .. count 'em.. TWO.. separate waxing strips..........
It took me a couple of tries to know when the sheets had been warmed enough to actually pry apart.. the first attempt left my fingers covered in gooey sticky wax. But then i was off and running... slap the sheet on my leg.. using my hand rub the sheet till the wax is warm enough .. and then rip it off........ simple eh??
And it went smashingly well....... except i did notice it didn't seem to get the wee tiny hairs like the melted original wax did... and it did seem to leave a waxy sticky residue behind unlike the melted wax kit did... so i made a mental note that perhaps the melting wax - despite requiring more work and time - might be better next time.........
Ok .. so the legs were done in no time flat....... and i had all these sheets left over......... not being one to throw out things.....i decided to try waxing my pussy. Now don't gasp!!! the box said i could use the strips for a bikini wax.. so why not ???
i warmed up a sheet.........
i applied the sheet to my pussy........
i rubbed and rubbed and rubbed..........
And then i ripped ......... wait.. no.. it wouldn't rip off.. it just kinda stuck to me......... i laid the corner back down and tried the warming again............ and tried to rip it off again....... and YIKES !! the wax was melted.. and sticky and gooey.. and not pulling one damn hair out.. in fact it wasn't even lifting off my skin..... the paper lifted very nicely .. leaving all the wax on my pussy!!!
Sticky does not describe the mess my pussy was in........... fortunately they give you after care sheets which remove leftover wax......... thankfully they worked just fine.. and after using two of them i managed to get most of the wax off my pussy..........
Now .. not to be put off...... i still had all these strips left........what else could i wax?? ahhhhhhhh my arm pits.. right.. how nice not to have to shave them for 4 weeks !!!
So i set about warming up two more sheets.. and applying one to my left arm pit........
Set about rubbing as described........ and rubbing some more to make sure.........
And then .. grab the corner with one hand.. hold the skin taut with the other.. grimace just right.. and pull ........ hard and fast!!!
The paper lifted off nicely.. leaving gooey sticky wax behind ......... just like on my pussy!!!
The language in my bathroom was not very ladylike..
But i wasn't terribly worried.. the after care sheets would remove the waxy gooey mess and i would just shave........ so off i went to get the sheets......... Only problem.. i put my arm down. Anyone see a problem with that??? Welllllllllllll my arm pit was now firmly glued shut!!
i did NOT want to try and pry it apart....... i knew it was gonna hurt..... i knew it was gonna hurt bad !!! the heat from my body was keeping the damn wax soft.. and gooey ..
i tried dabbing at the area with one of the after care clothes..... not much success.. so i had to bite the bullet so to speak and rip my arm pit open.......... by lifting my arm as fast and as hard as i could!!!
OUCH !!!
Thank god for the after care sheets....... they removed most of the waxy mess from my arm pit...... the razor managed to remove the rest............
And the leftover sheets?? well they went into the garbage........... i had no after care sheets left .. and wasn't going to try risking gluing any other body part..............
Next time.. the jug of wax.. microwave.. temperature taker.. and spatula....... no more easy waxing.......... not for this subbie !!!
SEE !!! you can teach a subbie new tricks !!!
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Ooooh sweetness...it's just not the same when you are the one causing the pain is it?? I am venturing into the land of Brazil again on Saturday...they keep telling me it won't be as bad...some day...but I have not acheived someday yet...le sigh
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you use duct tape?
ReplyDeleteOh god Morningstar do I know what you mean! I tried hot waxing that rather delicate area of my body after finding it was extremely painful I just had to do the other side, ouch!
ReplyDeleteGee that post gave me some kinky ideas, I am surprised you didn't mention anything like that...
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