The inside of the oven had turkey drippings and roast beef drippings and some mystery spills. It needed to be cleaned.
Saturday morning found me - head in the oven - ass in the air - feeling less than sexy - and a whole lot grungy.
I heard Sir come into the kitchen
I heard the drawer open
I heard the utensils being jostled about
He wouldn't right?!
Then I felt the plastic spoon connect with my ass........ once twice multiple times
Ever tried pulling your head out of an oven quickly?
Doesn't work well.
The ass got a thorough spanking
The oven (finally) got a thorough cleaning.
Sexy is in the eyes of the beholder
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