Wishful thinking... or be careful what you wish for..

Last evening Sir and i were discussing how easy a lay i am.. i gave Him the "shocked what ARE You talking about look" and well .... one thing lead to another... and before i knew it ...Sir had laid down a task for me... i was to apply the bulldog clamps and then using one of my vibrators masturbate to orgasm. Well not being one who knows when to keep my tongue between my teeth.. i believe i said something to the affect of "YOU have got to be kidding??!!!" which landed me up with doing it twice.. once last evening after my bath.. and once this morning..

Do you remember the first bulldog clamp session?? Each hour on the hour bulldog clamps on each pussy lip for 20 minutes?? If you missed that one you can read it HERE. Ok ok i am a masochist.. but ya know what?? there is something sacred about my masturbation times.. they are NOT supposed to include anything painful.. nope .. not all.. no Sireeeee!!!

After my bath i grabbed the camera (cause you just know Sir is gonna wanna see THIS!).. the bulldog clamps.. and my favourite vibrator that has a little beaver positioned in just the right place to stimulate all the right bits.... and climbed into bed.... (now i ask you - how much fun is all this preparation for a little masturbation session - kinda kills the mood if you know what i mean) i carefully held my breath and applied the clamps....... god i had forgotten how much they HURT ! then i picked up the vibrator turned it on.. and tried to slide it in..

HELLO.......... ouch.... the ding dang clamps got caught up in the vibrator and were trying to join it inside me! i repeat OUCH. ok ok.. small adjustment.. hold clamps apart while inserting vibrator... HELLO .. ouch.. it won't go all the way in!! i am thinking that my friend the beaver is now banging against said clamps .. ok so i will forego having the vibrator deep inside.. after all i have my little friend the beaver right??? so hold still grab the camera and shoot umpteen pictures praying at least one will turn out... put camera down and turn vibrator on HIGH .. cause by now i have lost any mood i had had and am gonna need all the help i can get - trust me! Everything is purring along so nicely... and i can feel myself warming up to this.. (just don't make any sudden moves and you can almost forget the clamps are there.. almost !!!) Well then i start to have an orgasm.. and trust me when i say ... i am can not - totally mission impossible - for me to lie still while orgasming... i tend to clamp my legs together and (when masturbating) for some reason.. roll over on my stomach......... well guess what?? clamping my legs together just at the right moment .. clamped the bulldogs down hard and HELLO....... ouch!!! and poof one orgasm gone gone gone....... big sigh.. try again.. same thing happened.. ok i give up... (not SUCH an easy lay Sir !!) i pull everything out and off.. turn out the lights and head off to dream land.. all the while trying to figure out how to do this orgasm thing without ripping my pussy lips off...

Morning dawns and i am ok ok i admit it.. horny as hell.... so i think to myself.. a different vibrator.. after all i am the queen of vibrators .. there must be one that i can use with less contact with the bulldogs......... so i go and get my "fuzzy" purple vibrator... discover it has no batteries in it.. discover i have no more AA batteries.. grab favourite beaver vibrator remove AA batteries.. insert in fuzzy and start again.. (now i repeat my question... is masturbating supposed to be so much work???!!!) Apply bulldogs .. silently scream OUCH and decide i am definitely more sensitive early in the morning... take deep breaths .. turn on fuzzy vibrator... slide it slowly and cautiously in.. BINGO .. it slides in with a minimum amount of contact with bulldogs... (didn't anyone tell Sir .. dogs and pussies are NOT best friends??!! ok ok.. bad joke) Cautiously i pick up camera and shoot umpteen more pics hoping one will turn out... and then proceed to get down to the business at hand - so to speak. Everything moves along swimmingly until the point of orgasm.. and BOOM.. Pain with a capital "P".. and poof there goes the orgasm....

At that point i am ready to throw the vibrators AND the bulldogs out the nearest window.. decide i need coffee more than an orgasm.. decide i am NOT an easy lay..... decide i better pray at least one pic of each session turned out .. decide i had better write my private journal to Sir .. while i drink my coffee... AND decide never to wish for anything ever ever again......... (ok ok.. at least until the next weak moment!!!)

oh yeah.. a couple of pictures did turn out.. and i am posting them for your viewing pleasure.. (someone should get pleasure out of this task !!! )

(and as i am still ordered to write a story a day.. i will post another post to the Fictional journey a little later .. and probably update my photojournal as well......... right now i definitely NEED another cup of coffee.. coffee is gonna be my best friend today i think!!)