Did You Get It?

 Yesterday I posted this................. 

and asked if you got the joke........... 

I thought perhaps some of you could use a hint or two.......... 

Hint #1

Hint #2

Hint #3

Last one.......... hint #4

 

Have you come to this conclusion?

You were all good sports - thanks for playing along.

Saturday Sillies

 

 

 

did you get it?? (grinning)

Saturday Smiles

 

 

Feeling Devilish

 

 

So - who tried to brush the hair away??? huh?? HUH???

Plotting and Scheming

                            ME

We have a loose nightly routine...... we take the dog out for her last pee of the night... then Sir Steve takes her to her room ... takes his pills ... shuts off the lights ... checks the doors are locked... and then heads to the bedroom

*I* take my nightly pills -- have my last pee of the night and then head to the bedroom where I pull the covers down -- fluff the pillows -- turn the lamp on by his side of the bed ... and then I strip and climb into bed and wait for HIM to join me. 

Once in a blue moon Sir Steve beats me into bed and lies there watching me strip and climb into bed.  It always makes me 'uncomfortable' for some reason....... and my mind tends to go "BUT BUT BUT I'm supposed to be in bed first!"

 

Him

WELL

the other night Sir Steve beat me into bed....... I got uncomfortable -- and therefore a bit bratty.  I told him he wasn't allowed to beat me into bed!!  (You could see the wheels turning in his head )

AND

the next night -- he beat me into bed again!!  and my brain went "Right Game On!"

SO

last night I matter of factly wandered into the kitchen (during the last 5 minutes of the show we were watching) and took my pills -- then nonchalantly wandered into the bathroom and had my night time pee.  Then I went back and sat down to watch the last few minutes of the show.  

We got up to take the dog out -- but Sir Steve was taking F O R E V E R  to join me outside - so I opened the door to see him stripping off his tshirt before putting on his coat.  I started laughing -- accused him of cheating!  

My brain started to work overtime... he had a head start --- quick quick what can I do to get the advantage back.......... 

Sir Steve and the dog came out -- I had a plan!!  After no more than 3 minutes outside I begged cold and headed back inside.  Sir Steve called the dog and I had to quickly alter my plan....... I was stripping off my coat and boots while I let the dog in......... BUT as soon as the dog was in ... while Sir Steve was hanging her rope up outside... I slammed the door shut and locked it!

YAY ME!!  I had the advantage!!  YAY ME!!

that is ...... until I heard Sir Steve using his key to unlock the door!! Who knew he had his bloody house keys with him??!!!

By this point I am giggling SO hard 

I turned and dashed for the bedroom......... I was trying to strip my clothes off as fast as I could as Sir Steve came dashing into the bedroom kicking his jeans off!!!  He literally dove onto the bed trying to get his socks and underwear off at the same time.  I am doubled over in my lil corner -- still trying to get my turtle neck off -- but laughing so hard I can hardly breath never mind strip.... 

I turned around to see my Sir Steve -- in his most "domly dom-ness" spread eagle on the bed -- virtually naked -- kicking his feet frantically to get his underwear off -- all the while holding down the blankets so I can't slide into bed!!!

By the time we both got under the covers our bellies ached from laughing.  I couldn't help but think if anyone could have seen us pulling these antics they would have thought we were lunatics.  

Life is good when you're not too 'adult' to have a silly moment or two!



 
 

Quiet Day

No brilliant inspiration today -- so I thought I would share this with you all...... and for anyone curious yeah I am thinking (cheeky smile)

Did You Know..........

It's Poke A Sadist Day?

Just Another Quiz

I read a post on Fetlife the other day - someone had never taken those BDSM quizzes and did ........ and posted the results..... which made me wonder what I would get... (yeah yeah I tend to be a follower - geee are we surprised??)  Anyway........ I took the quiz and got the results ................

94% Masochist
86% Bondage receiver
85% Submissive
83% Slave
70% Experimentalist
61% Fetishist
53% Multiplayer
44% Degradation receiver
19% Pervert
17% Vanilla
6% All-rounder
5% Dominant
5% Master/Mistress
2% Bondage giver
0% Degradation giver
0% Sadist
0% Switch

Believe it or not - the results surprised me a bit.  Oh not the masochist bit - or the submissive/slave bit - but the bondage receiver did........ I haven't ever shown any great interest in bondage - maybe I need to explore that side of me more. 

And what the hell is a pervert?? seriously !!  I always thought perverts were people who did stuff like peeking through windows, or watching porn....... I should have 0%  not 19%!!  so someone tell me - what is pervert.

All in all it pretty much describes me............. 17% Vanilla eh??? so much for thinking I could ever go back I guess 

Itch Itch Scratch Scratch

Ok - so I woke up this morning with this itchy red rash around my right leg/ankle,  I put some cream on and went to work.
 
By the time I got to work - the itch was driving me crazy.  So my principal who couldn't stand the scratching for one minute more - sent me to the clinic.  

After 2 hours of waiting with coughs and fevers - the doctor said "allergy" I thought "no shit Sherlock" but smiled sweetly.  He said it was a severe reaction to mosquito bites (which pretty much surround the right ankle)

I casually mentioned that I had just started taking fish collagen capsules and could that be the cause rather than mosquito bites?? Nope - nothing wrong with taking fish collagen - at worse I would have an upset stomach - definitely mosquito bites,

He told me to take some anti-histamines - elevate and ice the leg and come back tomorrow if it gets any worse.  

I HATE anti-histamines - no matter how non-drowsy they are I always land up sleepy.  But I am a good patient (and hate ugly red rashes and itchy scratchy) so I bought the pills he promised wouldn't make me sleepy and went back to work.  

Exactly 35 minutes after taking this non-drowsy pill my eyes felt so heavy I swore I would fall asleep at my desk.  The ice was freezing the ankle right down to the bone - which fortunately numbed the itch,  

One hour after taking the pill my principal told me to go home as I was almost slurring my words and couldn't focus on the figures in front of me.

So home I came and promptly fell asleep for 2 1/2 hours........... non-drowsy right!  I have elevated the leg and iced it till I have frost bite.  The rash doesn't look a whole lot different than it did before I took the non-drowsy pills and started my regime of frost bite............ I can't help but wonder - in the back of my mind - IF it couldn't be a reaction to the fish collagen.  

Personally I think I am gonna put vanity to the side for the next couple of days - stop the collagen pills and see what happens.  

Oh yeah - and I am not gonna take any more of the non-drowsy pills during the day - bedtime sounds like a better plan!!!

 

Pranks

I have shared with you the pranks my staff - specifically two of my staff - have been pulling on me.  

I have tried a couple of "pay backs" that back fired.   But I didn't give up - I have been working on a plan for a couple of weeks.
 
I was waiting till the main instigator had a day free (she works two jobs) and yesterday was THAT day! 

Soooooooooooo I went to work all prepared....... one roll of industrial strength/size saran wrap ... one pair of scissors........ one "pranked" sign

When everyone had settled into the morning routine - I left to go to a "meeting".  Out in the parking lot I rolled up my sleeves and got to work - wrapping her car.  The other staff coming in stood to watch (and laugh) They couldn't believe their eyes.

Let me tell you - shrink wrapping a car is much easier to picture in your head than it is to actually DO.  But I worked at it.... and got it done............. 

The pranked staff member laughed till she almost wet herself .......... and vowed revenge........ I may be walking to work from now on!!   
 

Pet Names

and no I am not talking about animal names....

 The other day I sent W a quickie email - and feeling a tad cheeky - I started it off with "Hi sweetie"  I think W had a stroke when he read it - that's all he talks about with me - or so I thought.

Today when I got home from work I went to read some blogs and was over on the Heron Clan where swan was talking about tingling down to her toes when she is called "baby"

I went to leave a comment and shock surprise!!  W had left one - and managed to work into it  how "someone" called him sweetie........ now if I didn't know better I would think W doesn't much like being called "sweetie"...... I'm not too sure I am gonna stop either... I might even add more pet names .............. gotta keep him on his toes right???

Overcoming Writer's Block

 This morning I was wondering what the hell to write about when I read Hermione's post for the day and decided I haven't done a meme in ages and ages - so why not??

 
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed - I'm with Hermione on this one - you never know what might be lurking in amongst the clothes when the lights go out.  

 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
 Sometimes - but not always 

 3. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
oh yeah!  - I always forget them at home... now W is the world's greatest coupon cutter - AND - he keeps them in a special wallet thingy in the car so they are always with him.  He would make a GREAT professional shopper !!!

 4. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
 Bees I guess - I have already been attacked by yellow jackets and lived to tell about it - not sure I would be as lucky with a big bear. 

 5. Do you always smile for pictures?
 yeah - usually cause W yells at me to "smile".  I HATE having my picture taken.

 6. What is your biggest pet peeve?
 People who don't do their jobs properly.  It really REALLY drives me crazy!!

 7. What size is your bed?
 here I have a double - and because W and I have tried (slept) for many years in a double - we have a Queen size in Kingston  

 8. What's your least favorite movie?
 any and all science fiction 

 9. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
 not sure I have ever eaten a chicken nugget - but I do love chicken fingers and I always dip them in honey.

 10. What is your favorite food?
 Not sure I have a "favourite food"........ maybe dessert???

 11. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
 All the Lethal Weapon Series 

 12. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
 oh yeah - Brownie and Girl Guide 

 13. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
 good god NO - not now when everything is showing it's age and use - and not when it was young and perky and spanking brand new 

 14. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
 I honestly can't remember - it's been that long

 15. Favorite kind of sandwich?
 home made chicken salad sandwiches preferably in a wrap rather than bread. 

 16. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
 toasted bagels with honey 

 17. What is your usual bedtime?
 9 p.m. - I get up so damn early don't you know!!  

 18. Are you lazy?
 I wouldn't think so.... but I do have days.....

 19. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
 Nope 

 20. Do you sing in the car?
 not usually - but W will attest to the fact that I can and do "bop" along with the music

 21. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
 Really ?? are you serious???? ughhhhhhh if I have to pick one it would be Wal-Mart cause we have one close by - BUT............ I always get lost in Wal-Mart!!! 

 22. What's your favorite color?
 Red of course

 23. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
 tucked in - can't have the monsters under the bed nibbling on my toes can I ??

 24. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
 why would I want to??  

 25. Do you like to use post-it notes?
 OH MY GOD YES YES YES!!!  I have them stuck everywhere - even on the monitor for my computer !!!

Superstitions.

I think - for anyone who has read here for any length of time - you will know how much of an influence my grandmother had on me.  It was wonderful - and a problem all at the same time.

My grandmother was extremely superstitious ............ had her fortune told regularly by god only knows who - gypsies probably - and fussed over everything from spilled salt - to broken mirrors - to umbrellas open in a house - god the list was endless.

My favourite - in a perverted way - was the day I got married.  She was in charge (self proclaimed boss of good omens) of handling all the little extras .......... from the something borrowed something blue - right down to a penny in my shoe (for wealth, good luck, and list of other things) 

It was a hot muggy day when I got married.  The penny was put in  my shoe as I walked out of my parent's house.  By the time I started to walk down the aisle - I realized something was wrong.  The penny had lodged itself just under the ball of my foot and was wedging itself into my foot.  

By the time the service was over and all the pictures - I couldn't wait to get into the limo and take the damn penny out of my shoe... my foot was asleep - not just pins and needles asleep - but dead asleep - numb - no feeling at all !!!   The imprint of the damn penny lasted for 2 days..... the bruise from the penny for a week !!!


So....... all of that to explain how I grew up having a sense of foreboding over certain things.... like black cats - umbrellas open in a building - and most definitely pennies in one shoe.

Friday the 13th is the worst superstition I inherited from my grandmother.  I live in absolute dread of it.  The first Friday the 13th was only months after we got married.  My husband agreed to let me have his "baby" the MGB for the evening.  (He was working) I was so damn excited !!  I was gonna get to drive HIS baby to pick up my baby brother - bring him back to our apartment for dinner and take him home after.  Everything went fine till I had to take brother home.  I managed somehow to scrape the brand new MGB down the wall of the garage breaking off the side rear view mirror.  Then ......... in the middle of an intersection the car died.  DEAD.  The garage was called and the mechanic knowing nothing about MGB's managed to put the battery cables on the wrong batteries (positive on negative and vice versa) - for those of you who don't know the MGB has 2 batteries - one positive one negative.  The mechanic managed to blow up the batteries.  My father towed the car and me home....... in tears. 

So ........ ever since then I have lived in dread of Friday the 13th.  Most of the time I manage to ignore the number and just focus on the day - a FRIDAY.  

Yesterday - which for those of you who didn't take note - was Friday the 13th.  I managed like always - to focus on the fact it was FRIDAY - and kept my mind focused on what I planned to do this weekend................. 

Until............... 

Joyce ( my long time favourite anonymous commenter) jinxed the whole focus thing by wishing me a "Happy Friday the 13th !!!  It all went downhill from there........ 

From having to discipline an employee (I hate doing that!!) ......to being chastised by my principal for a forgotten "heads up" ......... to a case of chicken pox in my program......... to a case of head lice ........ to receiving an email that informed me that my lil PreK out on the Island - would not be able to rent space next year. (virtually - unless a miracle happens in the next week - shutting it down permanently!)

I HATE Friday the 13th............ and can only thank the powers that be - that I survived the day and woke to see Saturday the 14th !
 

HI!!!

Just popped in to say HI!!!  and say I'm having SO much fun!!!  Will tell you all about it on Monday........... 

off to get my ass whooped............

Yet ANOTHER personality test

For all my struggling with labels........ for all my claims of it not mattering.. of people telling me it does NOT matter..... still I continue to take personality tests just to see .... just to know.. maybe ....... what I am.......... 

This is the latest one......... and as it is Sunday and I am over at W's having spent an enjoyable evening at a play party (description of which will have to wait till Monday) I decided what better time to share with you all the results of "yet another personality test"  



SLAVE:
 

You're the slave, you scored high in both submissiveness and service, you probably want to be owned by someone, you feel the need to relinquish your power over to someone else and to service him. You are the ideal partner for 24/7 Owner/slave relationships, whether you like or dislike pain is a matter of taste, same with humiliation, but I would bet that the chances are you enjoy them sometimes but the most important thing is whether your Dom will enjoy doing those things to you.



Wanna try your hand at the test...... then click  HERE

Losing my mind

Ok........ so Friday the School Board informed me that I was going to have to on EI for the sumer - which, truthfully, is just not do-able financially for me.  I was more than a little bummed  - let me tell you.  

I like being home... I can't say I have been bored...... and with spring here and summer around the corner - I wasn't thinking about work.

After Friday's news I decided I had better start thinking about going back to work and somehow balancing doctor's nonsense and work schedules.

But then today something brought home that it was time to go back to work - more than financial.

The vet clinic where I took squirt and then miss ashes - has been undergoing a lot of renovations.  The place has been upside down.  This week I got an invitation to their grand opening, on Saturday May 14th!!  Guests would be able to see behind the scenes - the ICU unit, the cat hotel, the dog hotel, the adoption center, and the pet center.  There were going to be gift bags and raffles and well all sorts of fun.

So today - after lunch I got dickied up and off I went to the Grand Opening.  When I got there I couldn't believe there were so few cars.  When I went in there was no one around.  I asked the reception what happened to the open house??? She looked at me for a second and said "the open house was yesterday - Saturday"  I took a breath and realized that today was Sunday!!!

Driving home - with some egg on my face - I realized that all 7 days look the same to me......... Monday - Sunday no difference.  Going back to work is a necessity.


I am losing my mind in this blissful peaceful place called sick leave.

And now for something a little bit different............

Ok...... so I am supposed to be working on tax receipts for my lil private school out on the island (if anyone is interested - I have been working on them since 6:00 am yesterday - though - ok ok - admittedly not continuously)

I also have a load of laundry going... and intend to flip the mattress ... vacuum the main level and oil the wood furniture today.  Those are my plans......... let's all have a good laugh now !!!  

The problem with working in my office on tax receipts - when I am on holidays - is that the computer is right here in front of me... and I tend to get distracted easily and land up wandering around the net.  I also tend to think about blogs that I would like to write.  And that lands me in BIG trouble.


You see the other day I saw this picture on Fetlife.  It was - in a perverted sort of way - beautiful.  It involved toothpicks.  And that got me remembering when Sir tried to stick a whole mess of toothpicks sideways in my ass cheeks .. (hard to explain) It was really done as a joke......... and then kaya and her master got caught up in the joke.. and it turned from joke to challenge.  (We discovered later on.. that this joke/challenge landed up going the route of the net and folks in Europe actually thought it was a real challenge and some took up the torch) 

Anyway........... all that to say... the other day on Fetlife I saw this toothpick picture.  And today instead of addressing envelopes for the damn tax receipts I thought what fun it would be to show you all this picture and get your reaction to it.  (also see if anyone is brave enough to try it)

BUT ya know what? I should have kept addressing envelopes.  First off I couldn't find the damn picture again !!  Then after going through hundreds of photos, and finally going through my friend's latest activities I found it !!!  BUT ..   Fetlife has this safety feature that does not allow you to right click on a photo and save it.  WTF??!!  They're that good??!!


But then I remembered how - a while back - folks were up in arms cause other folks were stealing pictures and claiming credit.  So I figured there had to be a way.  And I don't usually back away from a computer challenge.

So I spent an inordinate amount of time trying everything possible to "steal" this photo.  I copied the whole damn page and put it into a word document. Then I cut the picture out of the page and pasted it to another word document.  BUT then the problems really started.  How to transfer a word document to a jpeg??? (I am sure there is probably a much simpler way - but - hey I like to do things MY way) .  I opened my photo program and tried everything I could think of to change the format to jpeg.  All to no avail.  (you'd better not be scrolling to the bottom to see if I actually did it - that's like reading the last page of a mystery novel !!)  


Then I tried something called "capture" ...... I am not sure what I did..... but the whole screen blinked at me once and there it was.......... all jpeged nicely and sitting in my photo file.  


After all that hard work you had better all appreciate this photo.  

To try and protect my ass... the picture is from Fetlife .... from a person in Russia.  So I doubt there will be any problems.  Besides I don't know enough Russian to write and ask permission to use the picture.

Now who's brave enough to try it???  Do let me know if you do.  Who knows we could get another challenge going.......... how many toothpicks can you hold in your pussy???

Joy oh Joy

Well today I got to visit my family doctor for my bi-yearly look see. I had questions as long as your arm about my present state of un-health.

First off I have been on this "gall bladder diet" for over 3 weeks now... I am dying here.. it is easier and shorter to say what I can eat rather than what I can't. And today she added no coffee or tea to the list. NO COFFEE??? You have got to be kidding!!! If I go without coffee someone is gonna die.. honest to god..,someone is gonna die.

She has given me yet another set of pills to take.. I swear I have had more pills in the last 3 weeks than in my entire life ...... However she promised that these pills will kill the fungus that is apparently growing in my system. ewwwww fungus in my body??? I just taught my kiddies at school about fungus.. I can vouch for the fact it is gross !!!

She also told me that they will more than likely be able to do the surgery through my belly button - thank god!!! I have been worried because of the infection that they would have to do the surgery the old fashioned way. She believes that there is a good chance that it won't be that bad. However she did say because I have been waiting so long for the surgery that the recovery time will probably be longer than the usual 2 weeks.

On the plus side I have been fussing over how fatigued I have been. I have been napping like crazy and still sleeping 8 - 9 hours every night. That she explained is because I actually still have the infection - it is just controlled now. And my body is fighting - or trying to fight - the infection. Never mind the fact that I am living on soup and broiled chicken and rice. Not much energy food going in this old body of mine,

She suggested I might be better off going on sick leave now.. so that I can nap and rest and take care of myself until the surgery. BUT I really want to tough it out if I can. At least until I see the surgeon. IF my surgery can happen before Christmas then yeah I will work.. if however it can't be done that soon then I am gonna beg/plead for him to fill in the papers for insurance / sick leave until I am back on my feet. I see the surgeon on the 1st.. just a couple more weeks.


On a different note.. I am really trying to come up with an idea of how to tease Warren about which munch I want to go to this weekend. I have officially said I MIGHT go to both....... but now I have to come up with some plan or hints to lead Warren to the right one.. sort of like a treasure hunt..probably sounds silly to you.. but we thought it was kinda funny and definitely a challenge for me...

This blog is getting more and more vanilla as time goes on....... thankfully there are still some of you who don't seem to care :)

CAUTION ! CAUTION ! CAUTION !

This is an email advisory...............

BEWARE............ be very aware.....

I have it on good advice that there are a rash of emails circulating about me.

DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ !!

Oh wait !!

Maybe you should.

You see I have no idea what these emails say..... I only know Sir F (big test here do you remember who I am talking about) was in a very cheeky mood last evening and was busy on my netbook for quite a while sending out emails............. at least I think she was sending emails..........

Maybe she wasn't.

She is VERY good at the mind fuck.

Maybe ....... if you get a mysterious email you should verify with me .. ok?? (sweet innocent smile)

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editorial note: over night a new blog has sprung up........by the same dangerous woman (better known here as Sir F) mentioned in today's blog.

I will actually add a link under BDSM blogs so that you can continue to find her....(see TWISTED )....... who knows she might actually blog semi regularly and might just have something to say (sweet innocent smile)

psssssssst

come a little closer........


we went shopping...

i got beat...

we socialized with vanilla friends..

i got beat some more...

wow!! what a spring break !!!