But I know what women look like - all nice and demure and tucked away tidily - not wiggling and jiggling all over the place.
But cocks - well despite my age and life experience - I honestly haven't had a lot of experience with cocks. AND considering my desire to start dating again - I thought I should do a little research on cocks.
I have come to the conclusion there are nice looking cocks and ugly looking cocks. There are big ones and small ones.
I went looking for cock pics to illustrate -- OMG! I may have nightmares from my search .......... there are some damn ugly cocks out there !!
Life has taught me I much prefer a nice circumcised cock. I do not like it hiding and then popping out unexpectedly (well unexpectedly for me!) It leaves me on edge.......
Now a circumcised cock doesn't pop anything out - it's always nicely displayed .
But I learned so much more on this quest for cock pics.... I learned that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches to 5.6 inches. And the average depth of a vagina is 3 - 4 inches which will elongate a bit when sexually aroused. Amazing how the puzzle pieces fit together so nicely - isn't it??
Now I am guessing if you have a 8 inch cock - or bigger - a whole lot of the cock is left outside - catching cold (cheeky grin) OR the poor woman suffers from painful cervical pounding. (Ummmmmmm would a masochist find that pain pleasure?? I wouldn't know as I have never had that problem - but as I said - I haven't had much experience with cocks)
And while I was doing this research on cocks - my mind went to condoms ........ oh god my education is sadly lacking. Does the man put the condom on ?? or is the woman expected to??? I keep thinking my nails would put holes in the damn thing - or shred it entirely - what a waste! And how does one stop the "moment" to put a condom on this cock without ruining the moment?? And then I couldn't help but think about the taking off of this condom - does it catch on the pubic hair?? OUCH! and does one just toss it over the side of the bed - or get up and dispose of it....... and where does one dispose of them -- in the garbage ?? in the toilet??
I don't know but given this proof..........
uncircumcised
circumcised
I think my dildo is the prettiest of all...............
Gosh but you make me smile.
ReplyDeleteDon't be throwing the condom in the toilet lol
AngelsQuest - no toilet??!!! god I'm glad I asked I would have dumped it in the toilet ......... ok another question - who usually is responsible for dumping it??? and ewwwwww do you tie a knot in the end so there's no spillage??? (what the hell do I know about this??!!)
ReplyDeleteCondoms can clog up the toilet. I've never seen anyone tie a knot in it. I don't think they worry about spillage. If you are in a house where dogs live, put the condom in a trash they can't reach because they may find it interesting enough to pull out and leave on the floor. Or worse, eat it and give the owner some big vet bills!
ReplyDeleteGenitals, lord they can be ugly.
ReplyDeleteWhen we use condoms, sometimes I put it on. Sometimes he does. We're really comfortable with each other though, so it's never a big deal. Never throw it in the toilet, it can clog and back up systems. Always trash. Wrap it in TP or something.
I think for a D/s context, doing what the top indicates as far as condoms helps. Or just asking what the preference is, or indicating your preference. I've never really had it kill a mood. It only takes a few seconds to put on, after all.
My Sir is nicely endowed, but not startlingly so. That said, there are times where I enjoy and can take a cervix pounding, and times where I can't. It really depends. I am somewhat of a masochist, but not a pain slut.
Circumcised is much more attractive IMHO, as well as so much cleaner.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Hermione
ReplyDeleteAfter praising the circumcised cock you were expected to show one in its youth and glory.
Goodness me! What's that shrivelled cock whose expiry date is obviously passed?