Yup you read that right........ designer vaginas.
Last night - late - I was driving home from the staff Christmas party - thinking about anything BUT vaginas - when this talk radio show brought up "designer vaginas". I almost turned it to another station - but yes yes I admit it - my curiosity got the better of me. I mean after all they might have meant - the latest in clit jewelry right??? Some new fancy designer jewelry for one's vagina right??
But no - that's not what they meant at all. They meant exactly what they were implying by the title - Designer Vaginas. Women are flocking (ok maybe not flocking - not at the prices they are charging for this plastic surgery) to have their vaginas worked on.... collagen injected into the lips.......nip and tuck on those protruding lips .... tightening of the vaginal walls......... AND......... oh my god this one makes me want to cross my legs and NEVER uncross them............ an $1800 shot of collagen into the G-SPOT for god's sakes !!!!!!! THE G SPOT!! (and if you are curious - it only lasts for 4 months - then you get to do it all over again)
What in god's name is wrong with our society???!!! It is bad enough that women spend fortunes each year for face lifts and botox and all manner of procedures so they can look young forever. BUT now we are worrying about our vaginas????
And why are we worrying about how our vaginas look?? Well according to the experts because of porn. Yes you heard me right ... P O R N. Apparently women are watching more porn and wanting their vagina's to look like the vaginas in the porn. Now I ask you........ how many men are watching porn and running out to find a doctor that will makes his penis look like a porn star???!!!
What is wrong with us ???!! We scream foul when we hear of poor female children being mutilated - having their clitorises removed ......... and yet we are running around like chicken's with their heads cut off mutilating our own sex organs all for the sake of some ideal perfection.
Personally I am quite happy with the way my vagina looks and feels... Kegel exercises work quite nicely to keep those muscles tightened up.. and hells bells - if my G-spot isn't protruding out - see it as a treasure hunt and go looking for it ........ and if my labia are a little big - push them apart and find the joy buried within...... cause I love my vagina just the way it is.........
Oh yeah and before I forget - if you happen to be in London, England this weekend - there is a "Muff March" with protest signs that say " Keep your mitts off my muff" and "You've put my chuff in a huff". A march to protest the "pornification of our private parts"
If you are interested - you can read the full article on designer vaginas here
Now I think I will go and start some old fashioned Christmas baking.....and stop thinking about designer vaginas..........