Saturday, December 22, 2007
For the most part teachers (especially teachers of little ones) hate zippers.. they get stuck .. they break.. they just plain won't go up......... we break more nails, lose more patience, and get more headaches from plain old fashioned zippers.......
But i was introduced last night to a completely different sort of zipper..... a clothes peg zipper. What, you might well ask, is a clothes peg zipper?? Let me describe it for you........ it is simple.. as simple as the real deal really...... you take one string and a handful of clothes pegs and you fasten clothes pegs to string.. then you fasten clothes pegs attached to the string to a subbie's more sensitive parts........ and then .. when everything is just right.... and the subbie is just about peeing their pants (if they had any on that is ) the Dominant takes an end of that string and pulls.......... and each of the clothes pegs pops off.. one at a time.. quickly..... ( did i say quickly??? !!!)
i had found these very cute Christmas clothes pegs .. complete with red string .. at the dollar store a few weeks ago.. i decided in a mad moment of Christmas spirit .. to buy these clothes pegs for Sir.. for Christmas.. as part of His kinky Christmas gift pack.
However .. i decided to give them to Him last evening.. a sort of.. "Let's start the season off right " kind of gift......
The real purpose of these clothes pegs on red string .. is... for normal folk.. Christmasy folk....to hang their Christmas cards on........ nice touch don't you think?? Well after dinner ........... Sir collected all the Christmas cards that we have received.. He attached one end of the string to one nipple....... and wellllll.... why don't you pop over to His blog and see for yourselves.........
To be honest i was breathing a huge sigh of relief that that was the best (worst??) thing Sir could come up...... (i was NOT going to suggest any other alternative .. trust me!!) After the photo op........ Sir removed the string from my stretched nipple .. and then decided to up the ante a tad.
The clothes pegs were attached to my breasts - 3 per side - for a total of 12 pegs. Then Sir got this gleeful evil look on His face and He picked up the end of the nice red string and pulled it taut. He then picked up the camera and got it loaded and focused and ready to "rock and roll" and He pulled. And the pegs come popping off... and when the last one popped off my breast i quite literally went down on all fours on the floor ........ gasping and laughing .. (yes laughing.. mostly cause i couldn't believe Sir had actually done it !!! )
i have to report .. i am no longer a zipper virgin........... and will never ever EVER complain again about zippers that won't go up.. or get stuck... or break, at school again!!!