"You gotta try this"

(please note - I do not frequently do sexually explicit posts but this one is leaning that way so be warned!)

Poor Hands -- I am not sure he was fully aware of how naive?? uneducated?? -- not sure what to call it -- on sex and sexuality I was.

He has pushed a little bit -- and not to be a silly goose - I have taken his guidance and run with it a bit.  I don't 'do' sex stores.  DO NOT go in them unless I have someone with me to do all the talking.  Except he lives there and I live here -- so I have ventured out on my own to shop.

Last Friday I went off to our local shop to pick something up -- and as this time the store was empty !  and the salesgirl was the same one I had the last time ( I am building a relationship at the sex store -- grinning) I asked about my hitachi and why it isn't 'doing the job' as well anymore.

So I had an impromptu sex ed class right there and then.  Another sales girl came over to join in the conversation with her suggestions.  She put this pretty jar down in front of me and said "try this -- I am sure you'll love it -- I use it all the time"  

I thought it was a lube -- even doctors have mistaken my age for need of a lubricant.  So I explained I didn't need lube.  She smiled a rather cheeky smile and said "trust me this is so much more than a lube.  It gets a little warm and encourages blood flow to the area"

I thought it sounded like fun -- read the ingredients quickly looking more for stuff I am allergic to rather than what was in it, bought a small one and came home.

Later when I was talking to Hands he had me get the jar and tell him what was in it..... reading the list the first ingredient was "ginger root" He then said something about not being surprised and reminded me of "figging" (a joyful experience I am avoiding as a long as I can)

Hands "suggested" that I go and try it out.

and I did.

and I nearly died.

BUT what a way to go!!!

Again yesterday Hands suggested I use the gel for him.  I was in the middle of doing laundry (which involves walking down a rather long hallway -- remember that -- it'll all make sense I promise!)

So being a good submissive -- and having learned my lesson last week about asking for some slack.... I went to the bedroom and got the hitachi and the gel and had a little "play session".  

I wondered if the gel would evoke the same reaction as it did on the weekend.  After all -- that was the first time and I had no idea what to expect.  This time I knew pretty much what was gonna happen ..... so maybe not as good.  

WELL -- as good??? can I say even better -- if that is even possible?? Ladies I can truthfully and honestly say the orgasms are totally mind blowing amazing!  (and notice I said orgasmS).  It got to the point that I wobbled to the bathroom and got a warm wet washcloth and washed the devil gel off my private parts.  Done I might add while holding onto the edge of the sink cause they don't stop! 

Finally I made my way to the sofa where I collapsed and waited for my blood to stop pounding and my mind to focus.

THEN I remembered my laundry.  (see I told you we would get back to my laundry) They are pretty strict around here about not leaving it in the machines.  So I grabbed the laundry basket and started the walk down the long hallway................. and guess what happened??!!  the gel that I couldn't reach to wash away started to activate again!!  I have never been so glad that the hallway and laundry room were empty!

Now if you haven't figured out it by now.... I highly recommend buying some.  Start slow with a dab or two and adjust accordingly (cheeky grin)           

The Leather Curtain

Do you know this woman???

No... well I am thinking maybe you should get to know her .... Her name is Dr. Charley Ferrer.


She is (apparently) the "Ann Landers for the 21st century" ..or an updated version of "Masters and Johnson" ... She is working to de-mystify the world of BDSM.  Or as I read.. "she is pulling back the leather curtain"  ... I like that term... the leather curtain... 


Anyway.......... she has a couple of books "BDSM The Naked Truth" and "BDSM for writers".  I have not read the books - nor have I heard her speak.  I do know I am the  consummate "Doubting Thomas"....... I would like to know what she has to say.. without reading her books.  I want to know how she knows what she says she knows about BDSM.  In short I want to know if she can walk the walk as well as talk the talk.

And ya know what?? The best part is .. she is doing live interviews at Eden Fantasys till Sunday the 18th.  I am going to be honest with you.. .I have no idea how this interview feature works.. BUT .. I am going to head over as soon as I finish writing this blog... and invite you to join me over there........ 


Let's find out if she IS as good as she sounds.. what do you say ?? Up for it?? Let's go then.. meet you THERE...

BDSM fantasy

Well I am due - actually maybe over-due for a sex review ...

This time I decided to try something from Eden Fantasy's Fetish Fantasy Series.  The one thing that I thought might be fun - was the Wartenburg Wheel .  

The first thing I liked about it was, it came in a nice lil box....Tickle, Tease and Please....  I thought it would be easier to transport to parties if the spiky end was safely tucked inside a box..... less chance of W sticking himself (which trust me is NOT a good thing!!)  It is advertised as a "kit" as there is a cute lil blindfold that comes with it.


Now if you are new to BDSM - and even newer to some edge play... this toy should be at the top of your shopping list.  It is - despite the pictures - a safe lil toy to begin with....It is listed under their bondage toys- and trust me - add some ropes and the blind fold - and this Wartenburg wheel and you are in for some sensual play !!!



Sir used the wheel on me at a recent play party - His review of the toy was very positive.  He like the way the handle fit in his hand - it was a comfortable fit - and made it easier to run across my body.  

From my end of it.. the wheel was very sensual.  AND despite the ugly nasty looking spikes - it doesn't puncture the skin!!!  I loved the change in sensations.... from the slapping of the leather strap - to the prickly spikes of the wheel .  They had me pushing back against it wanting more more more !!!   

For all your sex toys needs or beginner BDSM needs trust Eden Fantasys to fulfill those secret fantasies!!!

Sexual Turn ons - cautionary note.

A while back - after one of my sex toy reviews for EdenFantasys - the web site that offers every sex toy you can imagine and then some!!! I received an email from one of my readers asking me what I did to turn myself on.  Luckily I don't usually need anything to turn myself on - and no I don't watch porn or sensual videos.  They are just too explicit. 

Let me explain - 

I prefer using my imagination - which fits me just right.  BUT if the imagination is running a little low - then I will read a good sensual book (ok ok sometimes pornographic book) either in book form or on line.  

As  Elise Gower says "I think great erotica is like a fabulous dream.   You should be carried away from all your sensibilities and be open to new experiences."


Well the last time EdenFantasys contacted me - I decided to try something new - something other than another vibrator or dildo (besides I am still enjoying immensely the dildo I received last time).  So I selected one of their erotic books.  Hey - Edenfantasys is more than sex toys!!!


The book I selected is called "can't help the way that I feel" edited by LoriBryant-Woolridge.  It is a selection of erotic writings - with a twist.  A twist that is right up my alley.  There are a selection of stories at the end that are open ended... "please do continue" and they even leave blank pages should you want to jot down your ending.  


So two days ago I got the familiar twitching.... and disappeared upstairs to find sexie sadie and a vibrator.... settled down on the bed .. closed my eyes... and just let my "imagination take me away" ... 

Only it was a low imagination day...... and after a good long while I realized no matter how close I got - I wasn't gonna go over the edge..... The last thing I needed or wanted was to be left feeling frustrated all day.  


That's when I remembered the new book!


I snuggled back down on the bed and opened the book........... Let me share one small section that worked the magic....... 
"People kind of lose their minds when it comes to sex. The body and mind want to do so many creative things, but there are all these rules. 'Do not,' 'Thou shalt not' 'Restricted' 'Prohibited'   The only rule should be consent.  I just want to see what people will do in a space where it's okay to let their imaginations run wild"

I let the book slip from my hands and went back to the vibrator and sexie sadie..... my imagination was on over drive ....... I was just reaching this earth shattering orgasm when I twisted and heard the POP.  The pain drove up the left side of my body into my head and down my left leg to my toes.  I screamed - and it wasn't because of the orgasm!!  I had managed to pop out my knee. (again !! not the first time and probably won't be the last time)

Now I like pain - I especially like pain when I am orgasming ......... BUT that was not consentual pain.  AND it was worse than a cold bucket of water on my orgrasm!!!  UGH!!  

So now I am in a knee brace - swallowing anti-inflammatories every 4 hours  waiting for the swelling to come down.  Hopefully before this weekend - W and i have another play party to attend........ and i am owed at least one earth shattering orgasm!!! (no imagination prompting needed!!)

Definitely a WINNER !!!

Well for the last few months I have been affiliated with EdenFantasys- a wonderful online sex toy retailer.

Now if you are anything like me (or the way I was ) you can't wander into a sex shop and browse - there always seems to be someone watching you - or worst yet - someone asking if they can help you .. what are you looking for??? embarrassing questions that I would do anything to avoid.  

Most of my first sex toys were purchased on line... and shipped ........ AND I had to go to the local UPS shop to pick them up - because they had come across the border and I had to sign for them.  Once - only once - there was some error - and the box was clearly marked "sex toys".  The chap who was serving me gave me this cheeky all knowing grin and told me to "have a good weekend" I nearly died right there on the spot.  It was also the last time I ordered sex toys on line.

Then EdenFantasys contacted me.  At first I will admit I was a little bit leary - would I be running all over the place to pick up the package?? Would I be embarrassed again??? Would it be worth the effort??


I have to say that I have been SO impressed with EdenFantasys.  The boxes are always delivered to the house - in the classic plain brown wrapper (cheeky grin) I have also been very impressed with "K" who contacts me regularly - sending me lists of toys to chose from.  I have made her life difficult more than once I am sure.... but not once has she showed her impatience.  She is living proof that there are still some companies who believe in "customer service"!!!


Now I haven't been involved all that long with EdenFantasys - but I am totally and completely impressed.  I don't know if any of you who read here have even visited their site - never mind ordered from them.. but if you haven't you are missing something.


Then a week or so ago "K" sent me an email - part of it said:

"I don't know if you heard the amazing news, but EdenFantasys won the "O" Award (which is a prestigious award given out by AVN) for Outstanding Online Retailer!" 

A big congrats to EdenFantasys - certainly in my opinion if any company deserves recognition they do !!!!

Sexual Fantasies

I received the lastest sex toy on Tuesday from Eden Fantasies.  This one - trust me folks!!! - is more than a fantasy.  Much much more...............

yes yes it's a dildo .... and yeah I know!  you seen one you seen 'em all............ but trust me - this dildo is like no other dildo I have ever tried.

Where to start - where to start??

First off - it is called the crystal dildo - but it isn't crystal (for those of you - who might be like me and have some doubts about the hardness and coldness and unforgivingness of something as hard as crystal) no it is silicone through and through...... with ridges.  (Isn't there an ad about potatoe chips........ Ruffles have ridges??????? no?? well never mind) the ridges on this dildo are amazing !!! They add a "je ne sais quoi" to the whole experience. 


BUT I am jumping ahead of myself........... (taking a big breath)


When I told W I was getting another dildo - to add to all the dildos I have.......... I told him this one was different for sooooooooooo many reasons... the biggest one being - the one that attracted me the most - was - it has a suction cup on the bottom.  

Trust me when I say over the week I had to wait - from placing my order - I dreamed up such fantasies !!!  W helped with the fantasy thing by suggesting if the suction cup was as good as I thought.......... then perhaps it could be stuck to a wall and have me back onto it.........

Ok......... so the SUPER DILDO (said in a SUPERMAN voice) arrived Tuesday......... yesterday I was in no shape to try it out........... but this morning (is often the case with me ) I awoke horny as hell !!!  So after my first cup of coffee I decided to try out this SUPER DILDO.  

Oh my god it is amazing (have I told you that yet?? ) First I tried it on the hope chest (no pun intended) in the spare room 

It made me think of riding a pony (a BDSM pony) and how one could affix this dildo to the narrow edge of said pony.  My legs were spread wider than normal....... and as I lowered myself onto SUPER DILDO my thighs trembled.  At that moment I thought 'I have found a fun exercise to work on my thigh muscles!!)


After an amazing orgasm........ I decided to see how it would work on my kitchen stool.  I figured there were gonna be times when I didn't feel like exercising my thighs THAT much .......... so I moved downstairs to the kitchen stool.

Now there was the added touch of chance discovery - as the stool faces the kitchen window........ and my dear friend drakor came to mind - and the games he plays with discovery as the basis for play.  BUT it was only 6:00 am and not a whole lot of folks are up and about and rushing to the parking lot at that hour... so I was basically safe from discovery.


I had another absolutely amazing orgasm!


By now my thighs were trembling........... hell my whole body was trembling........ so when I attached the suction cup to the wall........... it was only to see how well it stuck...........

There was no way I was in any shape to try for a third orgasm - besides I think I will save that pleasure for W.  I can see him sticking it to the wall of his choice.. I can see him forcing me back on to it.... guiding my thrusts.......... playing with my breasts - maybe even using the crop on them while I move back and forth on SUPER DILDO!


I had some doubts about the suction cup......... and how well it would stick when one is bouncing up and down on it.. moving this way and that way - every which way but loose.......... but through 2 orgasms that suction cup held on....... didn't move...... didn't loose it's suction........... AMAZING!!


I can not thank Eden Fantasies enough for this fun (learning) experience with so many new sex toys.  They certainly live up to their name........... 

Trust me folks when I say - if you are looking for a new adventure - some spice in the bedroom - or any room with a wooden chair - you HAVE to try out this crystal dildo........ AMAZING just doesn't describe it well enough!!