The night Sir cooked!

Ok...so there was this bridal shower Sir wanted me to attend today.... i did not want to go.. but i am a good subbie ......... so i went. And it was as bad.. no worse.. than i imagined!! It was 26 degrees (hot in Fahrenheit) ... the shower was held outside... and there was NO shade.. and so i got a sun headache.. the guests all knew each other and i was most definitely the outsider.. hell even the bride didn't have a clue who i was!!! Soooooooo after 2 1/2 hours i politely said my good byes and came home.

Now Sir says (when i get home) how was it.. and i tell Him.. and He kept mumbling that He was in BIG trouble.. and dear god forgive me.... but i was thoroughly enjoying His discomfort... HE even offered to get ME a tylenol for my headache !!!! Sir bought a new barbecue........ and had taken steaks out for dinner.... So here i am in this bridal shower mood... and... i think to make amends .. Sir offers to make dinner... barbecue the dinner.. i am floored.. amazed.. shocked.. speechless. Sir Make Dinner??!!! Do you think i am gonna pass this up?? not on your life......... of course there was the addendum that i would come outside and act as "adviser"

Now i ask you.. how could i pass up an offer like that... a chance to boss Sir around......


Anyway this pretty much describes my night off from cooking...



Definition of Barbecuing ... It's the only type of cooking a "real man" will do.

When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:

1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.