I do bondage ............ yeah I do....... occasionally .......... but not very well.
If you want bondage done.. and done well....... you go see W. Now he loves bondage and does it very well !!!
Last evening I was supposed to do some delicate bondage - on a willing subject - only problem was I didn't do a good job. One little wiggle and the ropes slipped and a limb came free and disaster ruled. I was in tears - and angry - and frustrated. How stupid could I be??!! AND I so wanted W to be proud of me.. to look at my handiwork and be proud. BUT ... that didn't happen.
So I asked W to do the bondage for me. And of course he agreed. BUT he was gentle with me.. explaining it was his first time doing delicate bondage...... and he wasn't sure how good a job he would do (BUT I knew he was just trying to make me feel better)
He took the rope and vim vam voom he had looped a loop and tied a knot and had wrapped it around the victim - gave a gentle pull and the ropes just slide around and tightened up like magic. Granted it did take W a couple of tries to get the limbs fully secured so they didn't wiggle loose........ but he did it !!!!!
SURPRISE.......... yes we were trying to truss up a chicken to go on my brand spanking new rotisserie. I had planned this rotisserie dinner for W for two weeks........... but I have never EVER had to tie up a chicken before........ I don't know .. I thought they came all tied up nicely......... who knew??!! (Next time I will skip the bondage step myself and just ask W to do it !!)
After burning my finger a couple of times trying to baste the damn chicken (it was in my spanking new toaster oven/rotisserie - which is small!!) The chicken was cooked - glazed - and ready for serving.
Despite how it looks - it tasted pretty yummy !!!
Ha ha , this did make me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteIf I could spell this early in the morning I would have left a very pithy comment. But it's early and I can't spell so .........
ReplyDelete:) looks very very yummy
ReplyDeletehmmm bound birds? I do not not know thought i ws a bit wierd but hey each to their own now when you have wienners is it group bondage before teh bbq? Will not ask about meatballs.
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