Sealing Wax

"The time has come the walrus said
To talk of many things of shoes and ships and sealing wax
of cabbages and kings"

(actually that quote might do better on a bouncing ball day......... but........ this is my blog and i decided it fits quite nicely on today's blog about wax)

Sir was in a mood the other night.... it happens from time to time.. when i just start to think that His life is too busy for small tasks to keep me focused.. BANG ! He comes up with an "oh my god - You have got to be kidding " task......... which happened yesterday...

i was to slip the clamps on my pussy lips on the hour every hour and leave them on for 20 minutes....... didn't matter what it was i was doing on the hour they were to be clamped on.. and removed after 20 minutes........

How nice that Mother Nature co-operated and gave us a day of sunshine and lollipops.. well sunshine !! i curled up outside in my secret garden with my pillows.. my coffee.. my book.. my cats.. and the umbrella..oh yeah.. and the clamps... and settled in for a nice long day of lazy sunning.

It is not as difficult to tolerate clamps for 20 minutes when one is reclining outside in the sunshine - not moving....... well it is easier than say having to vacuum the house - which i can only do with the pet attachment as the damn new vacuum is broken and the pet attachment is the only thing that works.. and it can only be used when one is on their hands and knees..

So there i was.. sitting outside in the sunshine... slipping the clamps on for 20 minutes every hour on the hour.. wiggling a bit .. cause trust me after a couple of clampings it starts to hurt !!! When i glanced down at my legs - to check out the tanning process - and egads!!! there was hair... yucky hair !!! Time to shave...........

Well not right at that point.. i was just too comfy curled up in the sunshine .. purring like a contented cat....... the hair could wait.........

BUT i am funny that way - plant a thought in my head and it niggles away in my brain.. not letting me rest.. niggle niggle niggle...

And so around noon.. i decided .. after the 12 noon clamping .. i would go do something about the hair on my legs.... cause after all - only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noon day sun !!!

At exactly 12:20 i got out the new pot of wax....... cause after reading kaya's blog on waxing (actually that should have put me off the idea completely) and after having baby daughter and her entourage here waxing legs the night before the wedding..... and because i had seen this commercial on TV for leg wax that smelled like gardenias.. and i LOVE the scent of gardenias..... and because they swear waxing one's legs lasts approximately 4 weeks.. i had gone out and purchased a tub of leg wax......... that smells like gardenias !!

So anyway......... at 12:20 i am reading the instructions and popping the pot of wax in the microwave... getting the thermometer tester.. the wooden applicator and paper towels all ready for the BIG waxing event.......... and i was thinking .. as i hadn't told anyone i was gonna try this.. if it was as bad as some say.. i would simply go find the razor and forget i ever thought about waxing.............

Ok so everything was set and ready.. the kitchen was starting to smell like gardenias.. and i took my first blob of hot wax .. wrapped it around the wooden applicator much like rolling maple taffy around a stick and started to slather it on the upper portion of my leg - around the knee.

The first thought i had was how nice it felt.......... and then i thought ... this isn't bad at all.. god.. it is better than when Sir does hot wax on me !!! not nearly as burning hot.. and much much more soothing........

One must not wait less than 20 seconds or more than 60 seconds to remove it.. the suggestion is to roll up a small amount of wax at the bottom of the strip and then .. just rip it upwards..........

i will admit i kinda held my breath as i ripped upwards.......... but it really honestly wasn't that bad...... much like ripping off a band aid - if done quickly enough it only hurts for a minute or two.........

The strip of wax off.. in my hand.. i turned it over to see if it actually worked............


and yup it had....

how disgusting is that?? !!! pokey hair sticking out of a nice fresh strip of gardenia smelling wax..

But now i was on a roll.. layer a strip of wax.. wait 20 - 30 seconds and rip it off.. taking all the nasty pokey hair off with it........... YAY !!! and it is gonna last for 4 weeks.. double YAY!!!

It's all going along like a house on fire.... when i suddenly remembered the time.. it was coming on for 1pm... and time to put the clamps back on......... now does that seem fair to anyone else?? waxing AND clamps?? god i am such a masochist !!!

So at 1 sharp the clamps went on for the 5th consecutive time.. it was getting harder and harder to find space that hadn't been already been clamped... cause trust me when i say.. clamps on pussy lips bruises some........

And i have to add here... that when i saw this picture of my hairy pussy.. i couldn't help but think that Sir is gonna get all enthusiastic about waxing off my cunt hair............. and oh dear god.. i just don't think that is a good idea .. for any number of reasons !!!!

Anyway.......... clamps on.. time to get back to the job at hand and get it finished.. wax on .. wax off.. hair gone... i was really starting to get into this zen feeling......... would have worked better if i hadn't had the clamps tugging at my pussy though!!!

Finally i was finished.. with the clamps AND the waxing.........

wrapped up all the garbage and tossed it .. with maybe one thought or two about how environmentally friendly used leg wax with pokey hair in it was.......

slathered on the soothing cooling lotion - cause trust me when i say - the legs were looking nasty..... all bumpy and rashy..........

and back outside to curl up in the sun....... (not the legs though - they warn about sun exposure after waxing!!)

Now am i sold on the idea of leg waxing? i'll let you know in 4 weeks - if it lasts 4 weeks.. cause truthfully .. the time involved was a bit daunting.. much quicker to shave......... but then shaving only lasts a couple of days or so....... so yeah if it lasts 4 weeks or close to it.. i am sold !!!

Only thing is.. next time i do it.. i don't think i want clamping as part of the ritual thank you very much..........

And for those of you interested... the last clamping session was 8 pm.. almost 12 hours after the first one.......... today.. my pussy lips are still a bit swollen and bruised... which just tends to focus my mind on that particular area of the body........ and there is nothing wrong with that !!! trust me............

This 'n that

i haven't done a bouncing ball blog in a long long time... these are the blogs where i have a lot of little things bouncing around in my head .. not enough to fill individual blog entries... but enough to fill one.. (though when you think about it.. who set a required length / number of words for blogs?? )

Before we went to camp Sir went through His toy bag........ to explain....... i am a bit anal about toys being used on different people and then on me.... so way back at the beginning the toys were divided into generic toys - those that could be used on others... and house toys - those that would be used only on me. Anyway.. when Sir was tiding up His toy bag He pulled out a flogger i made ....... god wayyyyyyy back when....... it is a rope flogger... and i had gone to a submissive friend's house to learn how to make a half decent rope flogger. (he was / still does make wonderful toys) In those days Sir and i didn't have a whole lot of spanking toys (especially since Sir was really the "bondage guy" and not the "pain guy") and so i decided to try my hand at making a flogger.. also i had read somewhere on the net that submissives should and could make their own toys...... i made one flogger and decided to buy all further toys !!

The flogger was wonderful - but was definitely missing something.. a bite .. a sting.. and so i got the brilliant idea - light bulb moment - to knot the ends of each fall........ still not enough sting or bite .. so i added two knots per fall - at varying heights ... and finally added 3 knots.. it was my own goldilocks story.. this is wayyyyyyy too soft.. this is soft but getting there.. and this is just right !!!!

Well getting back to the Sunday night and Sir's toy bag.. my flogger was pulled out.. and i felt like a kid who had found a long lost teddy bear......... i stroked it.. i murmured over it.. i remembered the many fun times with it... and so ... of course it got put in the bag for camp.

Sometimes our memories are not accurate.. but my memories of this flogger were dead on..... it is soft as it caresses the body .. but when the knots hit it has a sting.. a bite that cannot be described !!! And it always amazes me ....... that after a session with the rope flogger that i have to re-tie a number of the knots.. as the force of the hits against my ass unties the knots.. or .. maybe .. it is a magic trick where the knots magically disappear - who knows.. but i think today - seeing as the sun is shining - i will take the flogger outside in my secret garden with me and re- knot the falls.......



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i was thinking this weekend.. how far i have come from the shy submissive i was at camp the first year....... then it was all i could do to strip totally naked for Sir - even with the rope harness covering most of my body i struggled to be seen by others......... and when it came to .. bodily functions?? well let me tell you - i would stand in line forever to use the port-a-potties (and i HATE port-a-potties!!)

This weekend it was a bloody long walk from our tent to the port-a-potties ......... and i had no shame - more than once i went behind the tent.. did a quick look up down and around to make sure no one was close by - and squatted and peed........ and went WOW.. no bolt of lightening... i was getting quite good at the bend and squat - pee - and get back to whatever .. until Sir showed up with His camera.......i bounced up in mid stream shrieking "You wouldn't!!" when we all know He WOULD ... got my shoes wet.. my legs wet.. and basically just made a huge mess ....... i will learn eventually subbies just don't have any modesty or privacy !!!

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And my friend Buffalo has a new gadget on his blog........i discovered it by accident really....... a box in the margin of his blog said "click here to leave a voice message". Well it intrigued me .. and frightened me.. hell i am the one who HATES leaving voice messages on answering machines !!! BUT i decided for a number of different reasons to leave him a voice message one day. The really nice thing i discovered - is that you can listen to the message BEFORE you send it.. so if it sounds really stammery and dumb - you can erase it and start over.. i was sold !!! i guess the first message i left must have taken 4 or 5 tries before i figured i sounded semi intelligent.. and the next one was even easier......

Then i got to thinking..... i want one too !!! Just like a kid.. i want one too !!! Sooooo dear readers .. if you look over to the right of the screen .. up near the top .. just above "send me an email" you will see a putrid green box (Buffalo will have to tell me how he managed to get a nice silver one!!! cause i picked pink and got green.... grrrrrrrr) with a red button.. that is my voice message box..

Now come on........ you know you want to try it.. you know you do !!! Just click the lil red button and say "hi".. come on....... you know you want to try it !!!!

Shall i do a "romper room" (most of you probably have NO idea what i mean when i say "romper room" ) attendance call.. shall i say.... come on swan.. leave me a message so i can hear your voice.. kaya.. you too .. how bout Scarlet (i have a feeling you probably have a nice southern drawl) and Spankedhortic you too.. and Whitesnake - don't you slither off in the tall grass.. step up and leave me a message... hisflower you too .. and Buffalo how could You NOT?? after all i left you one !!!!

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And i guess .. really.. that is it for my bouncing ball.......... have a good one ...... i am off to sit in the sun and tie knots......... and dream dreams of fun times.....

Large Equipment

Buffalo asked .. suggested?? .. that i post individual pictures of the large equipment at camp and name them.........
So here goes....... and btw.. if i should put a name to something and you know the proper name - please feel free to correct me !!!!



1)


two spanking benches.. the sub is usually put face down and the ass extends slightly over the end of the bench - making for easy access...




2)a kneeling or prayer bench... this weekend it was used for some religious play - not something i am into (the whole "forgive me father for i have sinned" thing) but to each their own... the sub kneels on the bench hands clasped on the upper ledge.. ass bared and the spanking/beating is done in that position.


3) i labeled this one the torture chair - because the legs, arms, seat and back are covered in "mr. mat"
the sub is then strapped in across the chest, belly, arms and legs so that movement is limited... then the sub's delicate parts could be tortured by whipping.. or pegging.. or other such torturous means....... but the worst torture is when the straps are removed and the sub stands up .. leaving the mat on the chair......... dimples dimples everywhere.. the joke on Saturday night was to feed the sub a glass of water and see if she sprung a leak or two !!!


4)In the foreground you can see an erect squarish - goal post - as i call it. It really is a suspension frame....... and the sub is tied in ropes galore and then suspended from the frame..
just kinda hanging around !!!



5)
In the back ground you can see another suspension frame.. in red.... that was the final piece of equipment Sir fastened me to on Saturday evening....... as it can also be used to whip a sub.. the wrists are simply clipped to one of the 0 rings on the sides.........

In the foreground is a black pole.. (ignore the blue one.. that is a tent pole) .. the black pole is a whipping post....... attach sub and whip........


6)
This is another suspension frame.. it is composed of 3 major tree limbs that a couple of Dominants found in the woods. They lashed it together in a tepee shape.. sanded off the bark to make it look nicer (no way would they have done that to avoid splinters !!) suspended some rings from the very top center... and suspended subs ........... much higher and much scarier (if you ask me - which you didn't ) than the indoor suspension frames.

7)A (unfortunately) rather blurred picture of a bondage chair....... On Friday evening i was able to - for a short while - watch a Master bind his submissive to the chair.. she had ropes isolating her breasts...... making them very perky indeed....... her legs were spread apart and bound to the legs of the chair.. leaving her private parts very exposed and vulnerable. Her Master used all manner of toys .. from slappers to whips on her breasts and pussy. And finished up using a vibrator on her until she came with a resounding orgasm.


And now for the equipment that was my "undoing" on Saturday evening.........


8) Now actually this frame looks like it could be lots of fun........ but in my opinion equipment should feel safe to use.. and something that rocks side to side does not - again in my opinion - feel safe at all !!!!! i have no idea what this is called except for a sideways cross.. i i think it might have been fun.. to be spread eagled on it.. and laying down... off the cold cold ground ... but it didn't work out that way.



8) and finally the stocks which pretty much speak for themselves.. head and wrists go into the holes provided.. forcing the ass out ...... making it a great target ....... also Sir could walk around to the front of the stocks and work on my breasts...... and there was no where for me to dance away..........

And those were the toys that Sir managed to capture on film for posterity.

Home again

This is going to be rather short .. and sweet...... as it is 8:30 .. Sir and i are home.. tired.. but happy ..

For those of you who read the Fictional Journey on Sunday....... i am thinking it was a bit of a self-prophesy - more on that later...

For all of you who kept your fingers crossed.. and did a sun dance.. to the nuns (who are neighbours of Sir's) who put in a good word for us... thank you .. thank you .. thank you.. We drove down in rain........ but the sun came out as we arrived.. and stayed out till we left on Sunday ......... and i have the sun burn in all the wrong places to prove it - more on that later........

To june who reads here from time to time... i meant what i said.. any time you are coming North.. there is room for you all here !!!

And now... i am off to read some blogs (i have had major blog withdrawals) and have a nice long hot bubble bath....... tomorrow at the break of dawn my guest bathroom is going to be gutted and renovated.. but i promise !! i will be back tomorrow to fill in the blanks about camp...... it was... in a word........ AMAZING !!!

Missing me yet??

i did not realize when i originally set out to leave posts for each day that we would be away.. how difficult a task it would be... i always seem to have loads and loads of things to say.

Actually i seldom post on the weekends.. leaving the news for the Monday Morning Report..

However as i promised one post per day while we were away.. i could not go back on my word. And as Buffalo so nicely pointed out to me... i had missed the August deadline for the Fictional Journey..... (though i did post 2 in July which i thought should earn me some leeway) i decided that this Sunday i would post an installment to the Fictional Journey... appropriately called The Slave Camp.

And it also seemed appropriate to post this on a Sunday as almost no one reads my Fictional stories.. and almost no one reads on Sunday......

Anyway.. for those of you who do read here on Sunday and do read the Fictional Journey.. i hope you enjoy.........

see you all some time tomorrow !!!!