Thursday, August 28, 2008

Wednesday evening Task

Sir was going out for dinner last night....... and on the drive home i was thinking what little jobs i could / would get done around the house - i would organize the stuff for eldest daughter's wedding shower (on Sunday)... i would clean the bathroom AND i would have a very nice .. very long..very bubbly.. very hot bath.

But then there is the saying - "best laid plans of mice and men"........

When i got home there was an email from Sir laying out in detail my task for the evening......

i was to masturbate every hour on the hour - starting at 6 - until bath time
AND... i could have an orgasm each time
sounds pretty good as it is doesn't it??

yeah EXCEPT i was to masturbate on Mr Mat..



Now personally i hate Mr Mat....... and i especially hate Mr Mat when i am masturbating .. all those pricky pointy things digging into private pink bits .. ass.. and legs while i am writhing and wiggling ........

AND because i broke the hitachi knock off .. i can only use it near an electric outlet - which is why i bought the knock off in the first place - it had batteries so i could use it anywhere !!!

So i decided to use one of the other battery operated vibrators .. and read some porn..........

Read some porn you ask?? yeah.. i figured it was gonna be a necessitity..... i wasn't the least bit horny.. my mind wasn't even close to thinking about sex and orgasms and vibrators ....... never mind Mr. Mat.. never mind one every hour for 3 hours or so !!!

So i went and found the other vibrator that had been relegated to the back of the night table (for emergencies ) put new batteries in and went to find my favourite porn site.. (click HERE if you really want to know what i read as porn)

i put Mr Mat on the chair and clicked on the site.. and started reading.. leaving the vibrator lying on the desk until it was needed........ didn't take too long for me to be reaching - oh yes oh yes now! - for the vibrator........... turned it on and slid it in...... (not an easy job as Mr Mat tends not to allow one to slide down the chair for easy entry)

And it was like my world stopped spinning.. just came to an abrupt halt..
WTF?? was the vibrator turned on?? was it turned on HIGH??? yes and yes.........
oh god....... it wasn't going to work.. i needed.. desperately my hitachi knock off...... more rotations per second than my now "ex" favourite vibrator.......... UGH ........

so i packed up Mr. Mat and moved to the bedroom where the hitachi knock off was laying in wait....... plugged it in.. laid Mr Mat on the bed (and had one brief thought that maybe Mr Mat would be a kinder gentler Mr Mat on a mattress) and laid down..(no kinder gentler Mr Mat - trust me) ...... grabbing the hitachi knock off.. and getting down to business....



It didn't take long for the first orgasm...... even with spikey picky Mr Mat now torturing my ass.. my pink bits.. my legs.. AND my back !!!

At 7 i read the porn till i reached the "oh yes yes yes NOW" stage.. and made a dash for the bedroom and flung myself down on Mr Mat (OUCH) and proceeded to get down to business - so to speak.......

By the 8 o'clock deadline .. the porn wasn't talking to me as loudly as the thought of lying once more on Mr. Mat..... suffice it to say the 3rd and final orgasm was not as much fun..... and when i had managed to strangle a small wimpy orgasm out of my body.. and stood up.. Mr Mat came with me.. glued to .. stuck to.. my body........

When i text messaged Sir that i had finished ... i mentioned i was sure i had a permanently dimpled behind !!!

BUT oh god it was fun !!!!!

2 comments:

Buffalo said...

Girls and their toys.

Steve said...

I get the point of this post!