Friday, May 11, 2007
Last night as i tried to find a cool spot in the bed - a breath of air - i wondered what the devil i did before Sir. Let me explain..........
When i first met Sir i could not .. under any circumstances ... be naked. i even wore a robe to go from my bedroom to the bathroom! Sir was bound and determined that if He taught me nothing else (remember this was in the beginning and it was not supposed to be a long term relationship !!) He was going to teach me how to be naked... naked as a jay bird.
i balked.. i screamed HARD LIMIT!!! Sir quietly and calmly replied "baby steps". So the first thing i HAD to do was learn to sleep naked... oh i could still put a robe on when i ran to the bathroom, but in bed... nothing.. zilch .. nada.. naked!
Slowly i progressed .. until i could walk around the top level of the house naked IF the blinds were closed. As i lay in bed last night remembering ... i remembered the night i was walking to the bathroom to have my nightly bubble bath. As i passed the "office" i noticed i hadn't closed the curtains. (Now to fully understand the impact of this story, you have to picture the windows in the office. They are NOT your typical bedroom window - small and squarish. No sirreee bob!! They are floor to ceiling windows. ) Completely forgetting that i was naked (wow!!!), i walked into the room and closed the first curtain. As i reached to close the second curtain, i realized to my shock and horror that i was standing .. framed in the window (light behind me) in all my glory!!! You never saw anyone dash behind a curtain as fast as i did !! and then try and reach across the expanse and manage to close the other curtain. i was horrified. It set my "naked training" back more than a few "baby steps" .. trust me !!!
And so as i lay sweating in the bed last night...... i had to wonder .. what did i do pre nakedness??? how in heaven's name did i ever sleep in pj's in such heat??!!! Oh .. Sir knows best.. and He has proven it more than once !!!