Crash Course

Sooooooooooooo 

Yesterday I had a crash course in bookkeeping........ OR.. a crash course in how stupid I am .............. (and don't bother correcting me... when it comes to math/bookkeeping/money I am stupid at worst - careless at best)

D was wonderful - encouraging - never got exasperated - calm - reassuring - everything a good teacher should be......... Me on the other hand kept having mini panic attacks... she would ask for figures and for the life of me I couldn't find them.... I knew where they used to be - only they weren't there yesterday.

D kept tap tapping away on the key board - correcting my 3 months worth of mistakes.  I sat like a good student beside the teacher - trying to understand what she was doing.  Finally I gave up... figured once she had cleared / fixed all the mistakes we would get down to teaching me how NOT to do it all again.

W sat just behind us and watched and every so often would rub my back - or tell me to go have a cigarette when it all just got too much ............. 

After 3 1/2 hours she had fixed the problems - set up the tax base correctly - even figured out what I owed (and should have paid in Sept) to one of the governments.  I wrote the cheque...... I write cheques well.... 


Then she showed me how to enter deposits in 2 steps instead of 6 (I wrote it down honest I did - hopefully come January 1st when I do the next deposits..... I will remember - or W will remember.  I am still struggling with debit / credit - and what they both mean... why can't they just say payments out and  payments in??? that's about how my brain works... 


And then she made another appointment for January - when all the government papers have to be done........ and my next payments to the governments are due...... 


And then she left.


And then W left.


And then I left to go back to work.


This morning I feel like I have been hit by a 10 ton truck.  My shoulders hurt... my neck hurts.. my head hurts......... my stomach is still (for some stupid reason ) tied up in knots.  


I have homework - sort through all the receipts / bills / miscellaneous pieces of paper - get banker's boxes - fill them - and store them.  I have just under a month to get it done.  And keep better record of my spending - know exactly where it goes........ no more guess-ti-mates.

To sum it all up............ well this cartoon says it much better than I can.............

Ooooooooooops

Oooooooooops is never a good word .... ever!!!

I love corsets - I am even willing to say I have a corset fetish... I love being tightly tied into them (especially now that I have the right boning - one that doesn't dig in ) 

I go to the website and drool....... honest to god I do !!! I had some credit coming from the company and so - I admit it - I ordered two more corsets.  Corset fetish??? You betcha !!!

Her prices are fantastic.... her service unbelievable ... and well her corsets are to die for.  And because I am so nice... and my mother always taught me to share ... I will share her website with you......... just in case someone else has a corset fetish....... her website is Inner Diva.  

Ok so now I have bored you all to death... here's the point to this blog...


On Saturday I planned to wear my new corset - the black and white flocked one that I bought Fetish Weekend.  I brought it downstairs to W and I kinda slung it around me and presented myself to W to do up the front .. and then lace up the back good and tight.


Then I twirled and swirled and got W to take pictures of it.. all the while the song "I feel pretty and witty " was going round and round in my head.  


Off we went to the party.


I guess we had been there for about an hour or so ..when another submissive asked me if I knew I had my corset on upside down................. yes UPSIDE DOWN!!!!


You'd think - wouldn't you - for someone (that someone being me) who loves corsets so much - would be able to tell top from bottom ... wouldn't you???!!!!


Fortunately she took me into the small cramped bathroom and we managed to get the corset off.. and back on....... right side up......... 


For your viewing pleasure - and laughter.. here I am in the upside down corset.......
 (trust me when I say - it looks AND feels a whole lot better the right way round)