Friday, December 16, 2005

"The weather outside is frightful"

This was the view out my front door at 6:30 this morning when i finally got the call that our schools are closed due to a snow storm!! i could hear the shouts of "SNOW DAY " resonating through the early morning air......... the weather man says we are going to get between 30 cms and 40 cms of snow today (for my metrically challenged friends - that is 11.8inches of snow to 17.7 inches of snow)..... the roads are a mess and a white Christmas is coming !!!

Now i am faced with a whole day to myself............ a whole day !!!! i think i am gonna drag all the presents downstairs in front of the tree.. build myself a nice little fire.. and wrap gifts with Christmas music playing in the background... if that isn't a Norman Rockwell picture i don't know what is !!!

Of course i would love to doctor up that Norman Rockwell picture to include my Sir.. and some ropes - the Christmas coloured ones - green and red..... and some floggers/paddles and other assorted toys......... Christmas candles dripping red and green wax over my body....maybe some needles inserted and christmas ornaments hung from them... et voila a Christmas subbie !!!



But that won't happen.... not today anyway....... Sir can't get to me with all this snow....... our guests for this evening are taking a 'snow check'.......... and so i am left to my own devices for the day............ wrapping gifts.. fires .. Christmas music.. will have to fill the void until my Sir can get to me.. maybe tomorrow.........................

2 comments:

  1. What fun nake subs cleaning the drive naked snow angels catching snow flakes on their nipples and before they come back in using a broom to sweep off all the extra snow from all parts of their bodies you know how those flakes can hide. The holidays are such a happy time are they not. I forgot the best game warming up icicles in a sub oh joy to the world Now back to reality I am off to shovel the walk where to heck are those subs when you need them.

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  2. Sorry for your holiday angst, dear. Good Masters are missed terribly when they are not there, are they?

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