Friday, April 15, 2011

Kitchen Slut???

Over one of our coffees with drakor - drakor admitted he had been to a second hand clothing store and bought himself a dress.  He added he thought he would like to go back and buy another one.

Now I personally don't have any desire to dress up males in women's clothing.  However - I do like to push drakor's limits/buttons/whatever you want to call it.  So I volunteered to go with him when he went clothes shopping.


In my humble opinion - it is one thing to go and buy a dress - take it home and prance around the house in it - ALONE.  It is quite another thing to buy this dress and wear it in front of people.  drakor made it clear he had no interest in doing that.


Well what's the point then?????


Anyway - today was the day to go dress shopping.  I had already told him no dresses.  I was thinking along the lines of a cropped spandex top and a mini skirt.  I mean if you want to act like a slut then you had better dress like one.  Besides wearing a dress is no challenge it covers everything right???? 


All that to say I had a picture in my head of what he was going to buy today.  Now you have to understand that when one shops in a second hand clothing store you really don't have the selections you might have in a slut shop.  


The first thing I found that would work (no spandex in sight) was a black camisole top.  Skirts were another thing all together.  First off he is male with a completely different body shape (DUH) from a woman.  But I spotted a sequined mini skirt that was exactly what I had imagined - though one size too small. 


I suggested that he go to the fitting rooms and try the outfit on.  The look on drakor's face was precious!!!  He didn't do fitting rooms... he usually selected what he thought would work ... rolled it up in a ball........ and headed for the cash.  His "fitting room" was the privacy of his own bedroom.


Not gonna work with me in charge of the shopping spree.  So I marched him over to the changing rooms and cajoled him with "no one is gonna see" and "you can go in the last one in the row".  So he went in to try them on.  I was disappointed that he insisted on trying the skirt on OVER his jeans........ geeeez louise !!!  I had come prepared with my camera - I wanted the 'humiliation' shot.... but he wasn't going to give it to me.




The elastic had worn out on the skirt - so it landed up being a tad big.  Not a problem - even for me the non-seamstress.  At the dollar store I purchased a spool of elastic thread - and a bright pink rose that I will eventually turn into a brooch he can attach to the waist of the slut skirt (with a small tuck if necessary) to hold it up. 


Home we went with our purchases.  Over coffee I ran the elastic thread through the waist.  Then had drakor model the outfit for me.  






He's quite the kitchen slut don't you think???? 


Now I just have to make his bright pink rose into a brooch and he's all set to prance around the house............ and who knows - maybe I will cajole him into prancing around my house with company present one day !!

9 comments:

Sir said...

Pity, the kitchen slut didn't wish to take off his pants to try on his new dress...

Hell, it seems he wanted to keep everything on this morning I see with those socks.. As a fashion statement I don't think the socks work with the mini skirt, maybe others might disagree with my thinking.

Warren

Ana said...

Adorable, quite adorable!!

For the next shot though, I'd like to see your new kitchen slut draped across the table and showing what he has on UNDERNEATH his slut skirt :-)))))

Ana

Sir said...

@Ana...

Depending how slutty he is feeling and knot wear any panties you will need a VERY strong magnifier to see anything since he is SO small...

Warren

viemoira said...

A lovely kitchen slut indeed- out girling me for sure! Must be extremely small- that's not the first time I have read that! ;)

drakor66 said...

My. my. Ana you make me blush!

drakor66 said...

viemoira
not really that small like the statue of david

BlazngScarlet said...

My my ... what a vision!
Sexy legs ... that would look even sexier if he had on heels!
If you're gonna be a slut, then you need the FMP's!
Oh, and the addition of heels would make the socks work ... kinda like naughty girl knee highs!
A pink rose and then add pink bows to the socks ... PERFECT!


Can I borrow him?!

drakor66 said...
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drakor66 said...

Blazn soi have sexy legs wow, i think that in heels i would probably fall over not a sight you want to see.