Friday, November 28, 2008

anal anyone?

i just thought a wee update might be in order - considering yesterday's post.
First i am fine ! it took a day but i am back to my feisty self... the employee hid at home yesterday (which didn't really surprise me) under the pretext of having tonsillitis, she is due back today. i did contact the union and Mr. M (my principal) Mr. M contacted Human Resources (our Board has this safe school policy that applies to one and all so we will see how affective it is)
And i want to say ........ that i am fully aware that i really did not have anything to do with the melt down......... i was just the catalyst for something else.. (i am always saying i am a tough old bird - but this time.... well not so tough) i believe this person needs major help in a major way...... but that is not up to me to suggest ..........

And so life goes on...............

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Now.. because i know there are one or two readers that are very "anal" so to speak (cheeky grin) you know who YOU are !!! i thought you might just enjoy this lil tidbit that was sent to me yesterday.....................




First year students at Texas A & m's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them " In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:

The FIRST is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body"

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,

"The SECOND most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid".

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another bit of newsy news........ Sir, Cloud, Agdistis and myself are heading off to our Nation's Capital early tomorrow morning for some shopping and then a visit to our favourite private club tomorrow night......... so i will be AWOL until at least Sunday - maybe Monday........
And as Monday is December 1st.. and as i have every intention of entering the Holidailies again this year........ i am going to start dressing up The Journey for the holiday season. Those of you who are "grinches" ......... well suck it up !!! This is my favourite holiday.. and my blog !!! (can you hear me going nah nah nah !!! ???)

See you all on the flip side............

3 comments:

SPANKEDHORTIC said...

Loved the joke. Enjoy your weekend.

Prefectdt

Buffalo said...

The joke is older than I am. Now go shopping.

Whitesnake said...

Tough old bird?
Tough yes!
Old NEVER!

Oh and like the Christmas thingys on ya blog... **smiling**