Monday, August 27, 2007

sex and more sex....

On Saturday we arrived just in time to attend the first workshop which was "The Sensual side to BDSM" or how to use clothes pegs.. ok ok.. i know it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to use clothes pegs in BDSM.. but honestly i wanted to know what more could be said on the subject. (we should have gone with our gut instincts...... not much else can be said - that hasn't already been said)......

After an hour of listening to the animator extol the virtues of safe clothes pegging...... and how stroking makes things erotic.. and how BDSM does not have to be about pain (ok what the devil were we doing in THAT workshop??!!) We decided to skip the next workshop which had been changed to foot /boot worship.....head out for some lunch and a visit to our favourite ever sex store......... Venus Envy.

It is a delightful store run by all these cute little lesbian 'babies' - i am not putting them down.. or exaggerating.... honest!! The average age of the clerks has to be 20...... and they just can't let you look by yourself... they are just ohhhhhh so willing to help you find just the right .......... whatever it is you are looking for.... Sir and i poked around in the BDSM toy section - but honestly how many floggers does one really need. i poked around in the book section .... and then the wall of vibrators kept calling my name.............. i walked over and started to seriously examine the vibrators........... and my spirit was weak.... ohhhhhh so very weak.......... i asked for permission to buy another vibrator.. (unlike floggers .. you can NEVER have too many vibrators!!) Sir and i were testing out the strength of the vibrations (NO NO not inserting.. just against our hands!! pleaseeeeeeeee it's not THAT kind of store!!) and i kept being drawn to the Hitachi ........ the only thing i didn't like about it was it has to be plugged in..........

Now ladies and gents... if i am gonna have a vibrator.. i do not want to be limited to an electrical plug.......i want to use that lil joy toy anywhere my Sir decides.......... BUT they had a nice lil spin off of the Hitachi that is rechargeable............ and has attachments......... it has two speeds... an "oh my yes" speed.......... and a "OH MY GOD YES" speed. We were collecting up our choices and dealing with the one clerk i could sorta get my head around (she must have been almost 30) when Sir spotted a "pc vibrator"... yes a PC vibrator... complete with a plug for a USB port. Now you know neither of us were gonna walk out of Venus Envy wondering what a PC vibrator was used for.. how it was used.........

To be honest my mind.. and i am sure Sir's mind .. had run to the fantasy side of reality....... i had visions of plugging that sucker into my pc...... and Sir somehow gaining access to the controls via the net..... ohhhhhhh my mind was running with the idea ... imagine having a nice chat with Sir in the evenings and getting 'zapped' every once in a while to keep me focused........... imagine writing for my Fictional Journey and when writer's block hits having Sir zap me....... oh yeah.. the imagination was running wild...........

In this case.. truth is no where near as interesing as fiction.......... how this pc vibrator actually worked was .. to be honest.. just plain boring......... it was explained this way........."wellllll if you are surfing porn...... and you want your vibrator at the same time this one allows you to plug into your pc instead of an electrical outlet"... That's it??!! That's all???!!! how boring..... time someone got busy and added a little programming to that sucker if you ask me........... they might sell a few more of them....

Fast forward to Sunday morning........ and please note this Sunday morning was after a very late night of playing......... i am sitting on the edge of the bed feeling very much like i had one too many of whatever the drinks were (even though i do NOT drink) and Sir pulled out the new magic wand. i am looking at Him like He has some serious brain damage..... does that stop Sir?? No sireee bob!! "spread em" was the order of the moment.. and so i spread 'em.. no attachments just the soft quiet whirring of the ball head against my clit.. and in exactly 2 seconds flat i was asking for permission to cum.......... and cum i did!! it was such a nice.. "oh my yesssssssss!!!" sort of cum......... Time to quickly catch my breath and the nice soft ball head was pressed up against my clit one more time.. and set to ......"OH MY GOD YES" speed........... and i was bouncing all over the bed.......... it certainly lives up to its name......... OH MY GOD does it ever !!!


5 comments:

Blazngfyre said...

Oh yeah, they definitely need to work on the PC vibrator.
Sheesh!

Speaking of vibrators, I just bought me a brand spanking new one for my birthday. I deserve it! lol

Buffalo said...

Extension cord for the house. AC/DC adapter for the vehicle.

You should have bought a 3 speed; the one that makes you say, "mission control..."

histrazure said...

sounds like an enjoyable time, tee hee lol

SeaRabbit said...

That Hitachi thing is a real monster... I swear...

Blazngfyre said...

oh and Hitachi?
I thought they made power tools?!

Now I need to find THAT!!!! :)