Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Instructions

kaya asked me in the comment section of "Presents" to give instructions on how to make such a wickedly evil paddle. And truthfully folks.. i don't believe for one minute the woman who single handedly invented the tack bra can't figure out how to make a tack paddle!!

BUT for those who would like some detailed instructions - it really isn't very difficult..........

Start with one wooden paddle - a package of furniture tacks - a pencil - and a hammer.

Now with your pencil draw a pretty picture on your paddle .... i used Sir's initial......

then take one tack .. hold it gingerly between thumb and pointy finger .. pick up hammer - in the other hand !!! and proceed to hammer the tack through the wood - BE CAREFUL not to hit your fingers - unless of course you are into non-consentual pain!!


Continue placing tacks and hammering until the pattern is completed OR your fingers are bloody (which ever comes first)...


ET VOILA - one tack paddle........

If you look very closely at the following picture you can just see the tacks poking through the wood ......

Sir suggested that as much as His initial is a very nice touch....... for effective use of the paddle - place the tacks in a spiral pattern working from the center out......... personally .. after a second session this afternoon with the above paddle - i personally think His initial is just fine thank you very much !!! i am not sure i could stand many more tacks piercing my ass.........
And also do remember .. this is consentual .. and i made this paddle and yeah i need my head examined - but i do love it !!!

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