Sunday, May 28, 2006

One last Task


i worked hard yesterday .. completing the tasks/chores on my list.....
* the wood furniture and floors were all washed and are sparkling
* the windows were washed and the sunbeams don't have to dance through the dirt
* the laundry was done - including all the curtains
* the gardens were weeded and turned
* the bird feeders filled
* the secret garden asssembled - complete with my pewter fairies......

sounds pretty mundane and boring doesn't it??


But then so is olive oil - mundane that is.........
i have a bottle of it sitting on my kitchen table....... waiting for me to complete one last task....... it is my job to not only take care of Sir's physical needs,.. or to take care of the house so it is sparkling clean and neat and tidy for Him.. but it is also my job to take care of all Sir's toys.....as much as i would like to ignore some of them... and do an "ooooooops look at that !! it dried up and broke" .. my "good" side won't allow it......

Sir's new school master cane that caused all that lovely bruising (which is now an ugly shade of yellow by the way.. one week later !!! ) needs to be lovingly oiled........... ok let's not push it - it needs to be oiled. i have never oiled a cane before.. i have oiled wood furniture.. i have oiled wood paneling.. i have oiled fry pans and cookie sheets and...... well you get the picture.. BUT i have never oiled a cane. At first i kinda thought of grabbing the can of Pam and just spraying the heck out of it...... but had visions of Pam going everywhere but on the cane.. like on my cats!! (and there is nothing worse than a greased cat!!) so i bought the bottle of virgin olive oil....... i actually caught myself wondering on Friday at the grocery store why it is virgin olive oil?? the cane sure isn't virgin anymore.. neither are my ass or tits...... but i bought it anyway (instead of Criscoe oil.. or lard) and now it sits on the kitchen table.......

For some strange reason oiling this cane of Sir's is more daunting a task than washing windows or polishing wood floors...... i never saw my mom in her apron and yellow rubber gloves oiling a cane........and i am wondering how to actually go about it........ i am thinking i will just pour a generous amount on a nice soft cloth.. grab the leather handle .... hold said cane out and rub the oil into it....... over and over .. then polish it with another soft clean cloth.......... and hope that does the trick..........

Maybe it is a good thing Sir isn't here this weekend......... He might just want to try out His newly oiled .. more flexible (it will become more flexible once oiled won't it??) cane on my breasts and ass ............ and try and brighten up the ugly yellow bruising.............

Then again ....... my secret garden is waiting for me.. as is a good book i am reading..... and the sun is out........and ............ ok ok i am off to oil the cane !!!!


1 comment:

His Mija said...

Yep i must confess i never seen my mom doing that either *giggles* but damn it does sound fun.